Because it amuses me:
Belly gets bigger, hair gets shorter and whiter. On the belly front, I’m measuring 41″ around at the navel, which is 8″ up from my pre-pregnancy measurement of 33″. On the hair front, I whacked it all off because it had straightened, heat-damaged bits in it from my last dye/straightening before the wedding. Now it’s just all curly, and it can grow happily for the next four months or so, at which point I will decide what I want to do about coloring it, cutting it, and styling it as a celebratory “let’s go back to work!” milestone.